Hello there,

Perhaps you've never met me and are curious, or perhaps you're not and you've stumbled here inadvertently. If it's accidental try the back button on your browser. I hear it works wonders. If you're curious though, you can learn a lot from this photo. You can learn that I'm Caucasian, somewhere between 25 and 35, that my vision is bad, that for the only photo of myself on my webpage I used a crappy snapshot I took with a webcam, my room has white walls, that one lightbulb in my ceiling is stronger than the others, and that I don't shave every day. I'm wearing a cycling hat, even at home, probably a reliable indication that I bicycle a fair amount. You can read the code that makes up this webpage and see that I wrote this page by hand, a little bit sloppily. You can see that I like (or pretend to like) the great Roman Stoic philosopher and emporer Marus Aurelius. That might be plenty for you, or you might like to know more, in which case you could go to my faux resume or my professional-ish blog or my tumblr. Or you could gaze into my soulful blue eyes and see what they have to tell you. It's your call. Have a wonderful day.

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